Заплачу за литературный перевод

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Заплачу за литературный перевод

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Братухи. Найдите мне, мне пожалуйста, профессионального литературного переводчика на английский трех моих антипсихиатрических статей, вот они:
http://h-v-p.narod.ru/msg.htm
http://russkiysvet.narod.ru/rus-pravda/ ... heniya.htm
http://www.rulit.org/read/823
Всемирное антипсихиатрическое сообщество очень нуждается в этих моих статьях на английском, но профессионального литературного переводчика на с русского на английский никто не знает.
Я, разумеется, заплачу за перевод - денег у меня сейчас хоть жопой ешь, тьфу-тьфу-тьфу, не солить же их.
На связи.
Бог покарал меня душой художника (Фаина Раневская)

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Господи боже мой, НУ, ЧТО ВЫ ЗАКРЫЛИСЬ КАК УЛИТКИ?... я перед словом "как" специально не поставил запятую, т.к. вы и есть улитки. Если не будете отвечать на мои вопросы и предложения, я спишу вас в улитки навечно
Князь.
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Вот я начал сам переводить мои статьи на английский:
"Rasul Yagudin
(Berlin, Germany)

RUSSIA № 6

The single method to get rid of fear is to kill the dragon.
Madeline Simons

The price of the freedom
is the readiness
to come in the struggle –
in any time,
in any place
and with unlimited braveness.
Robert A. Heinlein.

1. Psychiatrists in law.

In the democratic Russia there is a happy (for big bosses) event – in the one of the districts of the Republic of Bashkortostan was opened a psychiatric concentration camp.
Himself deeply much respected prime minister Baidavletov sainted this people’s celebration by his bright presence. The concentration camp was named sanatorium. The nice, fuck, title. It evokes memories about palms, beaches and rent girls in a nearest slut pub. But there are nothing like this. There are locks, there are torture devices and instruments. And there is a question: for what to the boasting a parody of democracy country one more huge psychiatric concentration camp, which camps like this one in Russia and without this one there are uncountable quantity?
It is a rhetorical question. The one more psychiatric concentration camp was necessary for something. If Russian authorities created it.
Damn bastards. They opened it after all. I didn't want to believe until the last day. But the dragon is growing. It needs new territories and, of course, new victims. The concentration camp is ready. Now it must be filled (it can't stand idle). It is impossible to fill it only with private enemies and political adversaries of VIP-persons. Where will the new flesh be obtained to feed the dragon? Where-where! In cities and villages, where else? Among all of us.
So more, than the psychiatric thought doesn't stand still.
Now, for example, the tendency to write poetry is being considered by official psychiatric science as a symptom of the most severe mental illness ((Pushkin was a fucking lunatic, was not he? A complete lunatic). And also psychiatrists diagnosed Sherlock Holmes. Paranoia, they say, and all because of the cocaine.
As for the bullet that flew through the window, so it is, they say, a hallucination. (Hm-yeah, a hallucination that shatter a window and pierced the head of a planted scarecrow, it happens, doesn't it?!!!) The psychiatrists were also given pages of Hegel's Phenomenology of Spirit to read. The result was (oh, My God!!!) as follows: having been honored to read Hegel, having managed not to recognize him and, as usually, not fuckin shit understood, psychiatrists have used the usual helpful wand for difficult cases – the commonly used diagnosis of "schizophrenia", which they actually stick everywhere they don't understand anything. Or, even more pearlly, the tidy housewife syndrome. If a female-citizen keeps her apartment in order, she belongs exactly right there - in the newly opened "sanatorium". Also, it turns out that cleaning clothes is a sign of schizoidism. Normal people should wear dirty.
So soon mankind will have no poets, no philosophers, no literary heroes, no just clean people. All of them will be locked into "sanatoriums". All whose spiritual world does not fit into the horizons of grave worms in white coats.
You will ask: but what about the law? Well, let's read it. It's time for all of us to learn the Mental Health Care Act by heart. But for beginning sit dawn and swallow valerian.
To say that this document is a fascinating one means to say nothing. This document is just a indescribably fascinating. Behind each line you can see thoughts, like cockroaches running in the heads of the deputies of the then Supreme Soviet of the Russian Federation. Thoughts that it would be nice to keep the system, so convenient to get rid of anyone without noise: opponents, a wife, competitors, a noisy neighbor, a girlfriend... So gentlemen deputies gave birth to a law that makes the hairs on the head stand on end.
No, outwardly everything is cultured and decorous, as it should be in a cemetery. It is said, for example, that a citizen can refuse from the tender care of psychiatrists, and only a court can compel him. But just below it says that persons under psychiatric observation can be subjected to involuntary psychiatric examination without any trial, at the decision of the psychiatrists, the same ones who had previously decided to place a citizen under observation.
So, in two steps: first under involuntary supervision, and then - for involuntary examination. To hell with the court!
Even if the case does go to court: the court makes a decision on involuntary examination in private, on the usual submission of the psychiatrist, without entering into unnecessary conversations with the citizen himself.
It is murderers, thieves and rapists who have the right to defend themselves in court, either by themselves, or even with an army of lawyers, while those on whom psychiatrists have their eye, have no such right - the judge signs the decision without looking and without talking.
Or another thing - it is possible firstly to lock a victim in a nuthouse and only after this to go to a court for a decision on compulsory observation, compulsory examination, compulsory treatment and other crap. The appellation must be appealed during three days. After this a judge has a right to think for five days. And all together – eight (eight!!!) days in a nuthouse without any reasons.
In order that to kill a human, for psychiatrist it is enough eight minutes.
And of course a psychiatrist will not forget to pronounce a fairy phrase "the patient is already in the inpatient hospital". This phrase has an incredible effect on Russian judges, which has not yet been explained by science. If a patient is already in a inpatient hospital he is of course is already nut. What to talk about? He (her) is a nut. If he (or her) is already on treatment in a psychiatric hospital.
Six months later everything is being repeated again, but it's ridiculous even to talk about it. Judges do not look into the cases and civil rights of humans lying in psychiatric stationings. They just sign opuses of psychiatrists again and again every six month to the death of the human.
Every six months... Every six months... Every six...
COUNT THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!!!
But even if a honest judge with a sense of responsibility would be found, he would not be able to release a human who is methodically being killed in an insane asylum. Because in order to do that you have to change the medical report, and in order to change the medical report you have to appoint a psychiatric evaluation. This psychiatric examination will be conducted... right... by psychiatrists who, as it befits lads, are always on the side of their lads. Guess from one try what decision they will make. That's right.
There is in the world, however, some association of independent psychiatrists exists, but no one knows where to find it. And at all - what is there with the association? This association also is an association of psychiatrists, is not it? And a psychiatrist always remains a bastard, like a grave worm always remains a grave worm.
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